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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Doctor sms Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

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Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai

Doctor sms Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen... Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->

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What if goctors started directing

Funny Doctor sms What if doctors started directing movies? Here are eg: 1. stethoscopukal katha parayunnu. 2. Oru ECG diary kuruppu.. 3.Meerayude CT yum muthuvinte X-Rayum 4.Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne...

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The biggest joke on Doctors

Jokes sms The biggest joke on Doctors Doctor : Agar aik ghanta pehle le aate to hum isko bacha lete... Boy's -Ani diya 15 minute pehele te accident hoya wa...

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1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!”

Doctors sms 1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha "Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!" 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya, Dr: AB KYA KROGY? Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga,...

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Doctor: Kaise Ana Hua

Doctor sms Doctor: Kaise Ana Hua Pappu : Tabiyat Theek Nahi, seenay me Pain ho Raha hai , Doctor : Sharaab Peete ho ? Pappu : Haan Par Chota glass hi Mangwana...

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Don’t Drink water after Eating Fish

Doctors sms !....... WarninG ........! Doctor Advzd plz Don't Drink water after Eating Fish . B'coz . Fish Starts SwimminG and . Causes GudGudi in Stomach Incoming search terms:ahadees in urdu about...

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Doctor: Ap k shohr thek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khyal rkhen

Husband Wife sms Doctor: Ap k shohr thek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khyal rkhen Tnsion na den Larai na kren Or inki Khdmt krn Husband: Dr ne kya kaha? Begm: Dr ny jwab de dya ha Incoming search...

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Party main 1 khubsurat larrki ko daikh k 1 Doctor romantic mood main bola

Doctors sms Party main 1 khubsurat larrki ko daikh k 1 Doctor romantic mood main bola: "U r such a beautiful girl i hav'nt seen before. I Love u & want to marry U" Girl: "Ray bhai! tain Rangrri...

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Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur

Doctor sms Larki Doctor se: Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron? Doctor: "KUNDI"....   Best funny sms

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English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain

Doctors sms English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain: . "Get Well Soon!" . Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain: . . Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey, . . Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. . . Asi Kal...

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Mareez Doctor se: Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Doctor sms Mareez Doctor se: Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata. Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai? Mariz: chand Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p Incoming search terms:mareez ko...

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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae

Doctor sms Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae? Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:- Incoming search terms:pathan ne chodaPathani ko...

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Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:

Doctor funny sms Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se: Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai, Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para. Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ? MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :

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